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Funniest joke I've heard in a while.
1 min read
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart was opened, the casket rolled in, and the heart was closed again, sealing the cardiologist inside. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he apologized with a chuckle. "Sorry sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist." The proctologist fainted.
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Filler
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Last entry was incredibly long and stretched out my page too much. This is a short filler to make my page go back to a normal size. And my finger still hurts.
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Random Quiz Thing
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"Which Highschool Stereotype Are You?" Oh goody, I've always wanted to find this out... Actually I have cause I never really fit in to any of the stereotypes well. 
I will base the answers on when I was in school, considering I'm not anymore. Bleh.
Outcast
[x] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[x] You were always picked last for kickball.
[x] You don't like to talk a lot.
[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities.
[ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before.
[x] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you. (I did feel this way, and for the most part, I was right. Only a handful of people remember me.)
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] People don't find you friendly. (People find me overly friendly. One of those 'making up for inadequacies' things I tend to do.)
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype. (I used to, but not anymore.)
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 9
Party Girl/Boy
[ ] Lets face it: you like to party.
[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] ...Or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state... world.
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ] You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[x] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've snuck out of the house to party.
[ ] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[x] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[x] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party. (DO NOT ASK!)
[x] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[x] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.
Total = 6
Scene Kid
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[ ] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of. (Very few.)
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[x] You take angled pictures of yourself. (Angled pictures make me look thinner in the face than I actually am. Woo photo manipulation without software!)
[x] You enjoy photography.
Total = 3
Prep
[ ] You pop the collar.
[ ] You won't go near the "goths".
[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume.
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] (Girls) You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You are content overall with how your life is going.
Total = 0 (Big surprise. xD)
Band Geek
[x] You have played an instrument before.
[ ] You still play an instrument.
[ ] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.
[ ] You've never dated anybody outside of Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[x] You enjoy listening to Classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a Band bus or at a Band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class.
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[x] You walk in step with all your friends. (OCD)
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[ ] You hate rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.
Total = 3
Thespian
[x] You have been to a school play.
[x] You have seen a Broadway musical. (Online, never in person...)
[x] You like to act.
[x] You have participated in a school play.
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference.
[ ] You get ticked off when people make that thespian, "Did you say lesbian?" joke.
[ ] You have done tech.
[x] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT.
[x] You do not have a personal bubble.
[ ] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[ ] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theater.
Total = 6
Overachiever
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job.
[ ] You have straight As.
[ ] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[ ] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
[ ] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[ ] You are in a relationship.
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[ ] In your extracurricular activities, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[ ] People have told you that you didn't have a life. (People tell me that now because I stay home online pretty much all my waking hours, not because I work all the time. Wasn't like that in high school though.)
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.
Total = 0
Slacker
[x] Your grades are slipping. (They were pretty much all F's before I dropped out...)
[ ] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[x] You are an overall procrastinator.
[x] You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
[x] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[x] You are often late to school/work.
[x] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[x] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on Myspace when you could be doing something more productive. (Haven't been on Myspace in years... but yea even then I watched TV all the time.)
[x] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[x] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[x] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[x] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[x] Friends have called you lazy.
[ ] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[x] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[ ] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.
Total = 13
Goth
[x] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things. (It did at the time.)
[x] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[x] You think tattoos are hot.
[x] You think odd piercings are hot.
[ ] You don't get along with your parents.
[x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color.
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[x] You like to write dark poetry. (Oh god I did this all the time in high school. When I read it now, I am embarrassed. Hell, when I read poems I wrote a year ago I am embarrassed.)
[x] You are into S&M.
[ ] You have a pair of over sized black pants.
[x] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends. (FOAMYYYYYYYYYYYYY)
[x] You listen to grunge. (Only a little, but I did nonetheless.)
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[x] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[ ] You don't really care what people think about you.
[x] Overly happy people scare you.
[x] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 13
Nerd
[x] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[ ] You have straight As.
[ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
[x] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo. (Used to be into Magic Cards big time. Never could pay for WoW but I obsessed over the 10 day trial.)
[x] You over analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[x] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
[x] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer. (I didn't then, but god I do now.)
[XXXXXXX] You wear your pants at your waist. Dear friggin LORD WHY do people not do this? PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!)
[x] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[x] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. (I've corrected some of the spelling mistakes and don't do well with grammar period, so I ignore it.)
[ ] People always cheat off you during tests.
[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[x] You wear/should be wearing glasses.
Total = 8
Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You play the guitar
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] You're still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
[ ] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands.
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[ ] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 0
Gangsta
[ ] You actually are black.
[ ] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[ ] You wear doo-rags.
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[ ] You can freestyle.
[x] You drive down the street blaring your music. (It's usually comedy or alternative, but yeah I turn that shit up.)
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[ ] You say "nigga" a lot.
[x] You talk too fast for people to understand you. (When I'm not on my meds... O.o)
[ ] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your butt.
[ ] Old school rap is the best.
[ ] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling.
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[ ] You are always big pimpin'.
Total = 2 (I am less gangster than I am prep and garage band junkie... WTH WHY do I have points?)
Emo
[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
[ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[ ] You flip your hair often.
[x] You have dark-rimmed glasses. (They're black cause black looks better on me. They're also thin, wire, and squaornd. Yes I know that is not a word.)
[x] You have hurt your self on purpose. (Yes I SI, no I don't want to talk about it, yes I am seeing a therapist, and no I don't think SI makes you emo.)
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[x] You don't really smile too often.
[ ] You blog often.
[ ] You never smile in pictures.
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a pussy to be a goth.
[ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[ ] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
[ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games.
[x] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[x] You own a bandana which you wear in your hair. (Several actually, of various bright colors. They keep my bangs out of my face!)
[x] You have dark hair.
[ ] You love the emo song.
[ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my heart's being ripped out" and all.
Total = 6
Skatepunk
[x] You own/ed a skateboard. (For like... a month before I traded it for a whip.)
[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[x] You have vandalized public property. (I wrote on desks in school.... I really don't think that's what this question meant though.)
[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[x] You have been yelled at for loitering.
[ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[x] You listen to punk rock.
[ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[ ] You stick it to the man.
[ ] You own skater shoes.
[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[x] You enjoy crude humor.
[x] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[ ] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[x] Hygiene does not concern you.
[ ] Skater boys are attractive.
Total = 7
Metalhead
[x] Most people are scared of your favorite music. (Most of my favorite music is dark comedy. Thank you Stephen Lynch!)
[ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics.
[ ] You hate emo kids. (I dislike some of the one's I've met. I don't hate the entirety of them based on the few I've met, but I do severely dislike those I have.)
[ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before.
[ ] Slipknot isn't really metal.
[ ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre, particularly flamenco.
[ ] You hate pop and rap.
[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff.
[ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[ ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands.
[x] You curse a lot.
[ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal. (Uhhh metal, death metal.... uhhh.... Oh christian metal, it's real I heard a dude in my ex's church talk about it once. I swear. hmmm.... Nope, only 3.)
[ ] You wore black converses before they became emo.
[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're Vikings.
[ ] You also like classic rock, such as Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.
[x] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music. (Yodeling... FRENCH THE LLAMA!)
Total = 3
Results
Outcast - 9
Party Girl/Boy - 6
Scene Kid - 3
Prep - 0
Band Geek - 3
Thespian - 6
Overachiever - 0
Slacker - 13
Goth - 13
Nerd - 8
Garage Band Junkie - 0
Gangsta - 2
Emo - 6
Skatepunk - 7
Metalhead - 3
So.... I was a goth slacker? *snickers* That amuses me. A few of the people I talked with did call me a colorful goth on occasion, considering it was mostly pants that were black and my shirts ranged within the entire color spectrum. I think I was more of a slacker though, still am to be quite honest. Oh, and if you don't know what French the Llama is, go to youtube, and start watching the Vlogbrothers channel FROM THE BEGINNING!
By the way, when a bit of your skin comes off of your finger because of a hangnail that took of WAY more than it should have when you ripped it out, that shit hurts.
I will base the answers on when I was in school, considering I'm not anymore. Bleh.Outcast
[x] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[x] You were always picked last for kickball.
[x] You don't like to talk a lot.
[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities.
[ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before.
[x] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you. (I did feel this way, and for the most part, I was right. Only a handful of people remember me.)
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] People don't find you friendly. (People find me overly friendly. One of those 'making up for inadequacies' things I tend to do.)
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype. (I used to, but not anymore.)
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 9
Party Girl/Boy
[ ] Lets face it: you like to party.
[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] ...Or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state... world.
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ] You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[x] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've snuck out of the house to party.
[ ] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[x] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[x] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party. (DO NOT ASK!)
[x] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[x] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.
Total = 6
Scene Kid
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[ ] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of. (Very few.)
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[x] You take angled pictures of yourself. (Angled pictures make me look thinner in the face than I actually am. Woo photo manipulation without software!)
[x] You enjoy photography.
Total = 3
Prep
[ ] You pop the collar.
[ ] You won't go near the "goths".
[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume.
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] (Girls) You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You are content overall with how your life is going.
Total = 0 (Big surprise. xD)
Band Geek
[x] You have played an instrument before.
[ ] You still play an instrument.
[ ] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.
[ ] You've never dated anybody outside of Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[x] You enjoy listening to Classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a Band bus or at a Band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class.
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[x] You walk in step with all your friends. (OCD)
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[ ] You hate rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.
Total = 3
Thespian
[x] You have been to a school play.
[x] You have seen a Broadway musical. (Online, never in person...)
[x] You like to act.
[x] You have participated in a school play.
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference.
[ ] You get ticked off when people make that thespian, "Did you say lesbian?" joke.
[ ] You have done tech.
[x] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT.
[x] You do not have a personal bubble.
[ ] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[ ] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theater.
Total = 6
Overachiever
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job.
[ ] You have straight As.
[ ] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[ ] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
[ ] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[ ] You are in a relationship.
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[ ] In your extracurricular activities, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[ ] People have told you that you didn't have a life. (People tell me that now because I stay home online pretty much all my waking hours, not because I work all the time. Wasn't like that in high school though.)
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.
Total = 0
Slacker
[x] Your grades are slipping. (They were pretty much all F's before I dropped out...)
[ ] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[x] You are an overall procrastinator.
[x] You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
[x] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[x] You are often late to school/work.
[x] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[x] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on Myspace when you could be doing something more productive. (Haven't been on Myspace in years... but yea even then I watched TV all the time.)
[x] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[x] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[x] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[x] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[x] Friends have called you lazy.
[ ] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[x] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[ ] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.
Total = 13
Goth
[x] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things. (It did at the time.)
[x] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[x] You think tattoos are hot.
[x] You think odd piercings are hot.
[ ] You don't get along with your parents.
[x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color.
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[x] You like to write dark poetry. (Oh god I did this all the time in high school. When I read it now, I am embarrassed. Hell, when I read poems I wrote a year ago I am embarrassed.)
[x] You are into S&M.
[ ] You have a pair of over sized black pants.
[x] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends. (FOAMYYYYYYYYYYYYY)
[x] You listen to grunge. (Only a little, but I did nonetheless.)
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[x] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[ ] You don't really care what people think about you.
[x] Overly happy people scare you.
[x] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 13
Nerd
[x] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[ ] You have straight As.
[ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
[x] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo. (Used to be into Magic Cards big time. Never could pay for WoW but I obsessed over the 10 day trial.)
[x] You over analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[x] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
[x] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer. (I didn't then, but god I do now.)
[XXXXXXX] You wear your pants at your waist. Dear friggin LORD WHY do people not do this? PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!)
[x] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[x] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. (I've corrected some of the spelling mistakes and don't do well with grammar period, so I ignore it.)
[ ] People always cheat off you during tests.
[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[x] You wear/should be wearing glasses.
Total = 8
Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You play the guitar
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] You're still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
[ ] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands.
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[ ] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 0
Gangsta
[ ] You actually are black.
[ ] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[ ] You wear doo-rags.
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[ ] You can freestyle.
[x] You drive down the street blaring your music. (It's usually comedy or alternative, but yeah I turn that shit up.)
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[ ] You say "nigga" a lot.
[x] You talk too fast for people to understand you. (When I'm not on my meds... O.o)
[ ] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your butt.
[ ] Old school rap is the best.
[ ] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling.
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[ ] You are always big pimpin'.
Total = 2 (I am less gangster than I am prep and garage band junkie... WTH WHY do I have points?)
Emo
[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
[ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[ ] You flip your hair often.
[x] You have dark-rimmed glasses. (They're black cause black looks better on me. They're also thin, wire, and squaornd. Yes I know that is not a word.)
[x] You have hurt your self on purpose. (Yes I SI, no I don't want to talk about it, yes I am seeing a therapist, and no I don't think SI makes you emo.)
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[x] You don't really smile too often.
[ ] You blog often.
[ ] You never smile in pictures.
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a pussy to be a goth.
[ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[ ] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
[ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games.
[x] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[x] You own a bandana which you wear in your hair. (Several actually, of various bright colors. They keep my bangs out of my face!)
[x] You have dark hair.
[ ] You love the emo song.
[ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my heart's being ripped out" and all.
Total = 6
Skatepunk
[x] You own/ed a skateboard. (For like... a month before I traded it for a whip.)
[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[x] You have vandalized public property. (I wrote on desks in school.... I really don't think that's what this question meant though.)
[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[x] You have been yelled at for loitering.
[ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[x] You listen to punk rock.
[ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[ ] You stick it to the man.
[ ] You own skater shoes.
[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[x] You enjoy crude humor.
[x] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[ ] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[x] Hygiene does not concern you.
[ ] Skater boys are attractive.
Total = 7
Metalhead
[x] Most people are scared of your favorite music. (Most of my favorite music is dark comedy. Thank you Stephen Lynch!)
[ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics.
[ ] You hate emo kids. (I dislike some of the one's I've met. I don't hate the entirety of them based on the few I've met, but I do severely dislike those I have.)
[ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before.
[ ] Slipknot isn't really metal.
[ ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre, particularly flamenco.
[ ] You hate pop and rap.
[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff.
[ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[ ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands.
[x] You curse a lot.
[ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal. (Uhhh metal, death metal.... uhhh.... Oh christian metal, it's real I heard a dude in my ex's church talk about it once. I swear. hmmm.... Nope, only 3.)
[ ] You wore black converses before they became emo.
[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're Vikings.
[ ] You also like classic rock, such as Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.
[x] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music. (Yodeling... FRENCH THE LLAMA!)
Total = 3
Results
Outcast - 9
Party Girl/Boy - 6
Scene Kid - 3
Prep - 0
Band Geek - 3
Thespian - 6
Overachiever - 0
Slacker - 13
Goth - 13
Nerd - 8
Garage Band Junkie - 0
Gangsta - 2
Emo - 6
Skatepunk - 7
Metalhead - 3
So.... I was a goth slacker? *snickers* That amuses me. A few of the people I talked with did call me a colorful goth on occasion, considering it was mostly pants that were black and my shirts ranged within the entire color spectrum. I think I was more of a slacker though, still am to be quite honest. Oh, and if you don't know what French the Llama is, go to youtube, and start watching the Vlogbrothers channel FROM THE BEGINNING!
By the way, when a bit of your skin comes off of your finger because of a hangnail that took of WAY more than it should have when you ripped it out, that shit hurts.
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(tw)Itching to write.
1 min read
Edit: Sooooo I kinda wrote it... but it has another title. Oh dear lord it's absolute fluff. /is shot (Link to finished story here: www.fanfiction.net/s/7391611/1… )
-Original Post Below-
So I found this picture *twitch* online of Thomas Gibson (Aaron Hotchner) and Kirsten Vangsness (Penelope Garcia) all smiles and peace signs and funny faces... *twitch* And now for some UNGODLY reason, my brain has come up *twitch* with the brilliant {/endsarcasm} idea that I should write another fic *twitch* called;
The Day Hotch Got Stoned
*headdeskheaddeskheaddesk* Here's the pic. images4.fanpop.com/image/photo…
-Original Post Below-
So I found this picture *twitch* online of Thomas Gibson (Aaron Hotchner) and Kirsten Vangsness (Penelope Garcia) all smiles and peace signs and funny faces... *twitch* And now for some UNGODLY reason, my brain has come up *twitch* with the brilliant {/endsarcasm} idea that I should write another fic *twitch* called;
The Day Hotch Got Stoned
*headdeskheaddeskheaddesk* Here's the pic. images4.fanpop.com/image/photo…
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Criminal Minds
2 min read
Sooo I've been writing on FanFiction.net for... oh I dunno... months now. Anyways, I mostly wrote HP related stories, until this week, in which I started reading Criminal Minds fanfiction... then I had to write one... Yeah...
So if you're interested in reading a Criminal Minds slash (homosexual) fic between Aaron Hotchner and Spencer Reid, wherein Reid suffers horribly from nightmares and Hotch comforts and things kinda grow from there, check it out. www.fanfiction.net/s/7387346/1…
There are no lemons (sex scenes) but the fic does mention rape, and gets a teensy bit detailed near the end. So don't read if it squicks (makes you feel uncomfortable).
Oh by the way, if you visit my profile there (SeveraSlyth), be warned, I have a detailed, in depth list of FanFiction warnings and what they mean. Everything from CBT to DP to Moresome and more. So seriously, don't check out the profile if there are little ones who know how to read around.
Oh by the way! I am on anti-anxiety meds now, and I must say, I'm calmer, quieter, and I think the anti-depressants are finally working, because I'm much more responsive to positive emotions. (Part of the 'fix-it-with-a-pill' generation.)
So if you're interested in reading a Criminal Minds slash (homosexual) fic between Aaron Hotchner and Spencer Reid, wherein Reid suffers horribly from nightmares and Hotch comforts and things kinda grow from there, check it out. www.fanfiction.net/s/7387346/1…
There are no lemons (sex scenes) but the fic does mention rape, and gets a teensy bit detailed near the end. So don't read if it squicks (makes you feel uncomfortable).
Oh by the way, if you visit my profile there (SeveraSlyth), be warned, I have a detailed, in depth list of FanFiction warnings and what they mean. Everything from CBT to DP to Moresome and more. So seriously, don't check out the profile if there are little ones who know how to read around.
Oh by the way! I am on anti-anxiety meds now, and I must say, I'm calmer, quieter, and I think the anti-depressants are finally working, because I'm much more responsive to positive emotions. (Part of the 'fix-it-with-a-pill' generation.)
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